(homo) vash

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W0, Tues

[onlypets]

[This guy again…

At least they aren’t in McDonald’s with a haunted ice cream machine anymore. He refuses to suffer minimum wage fast food worker Vash Stampede.

Instead, they are at the playground which might be worse. T-chan is unfortunately with him.]

I thought by park, they had meant…

[No…]

[piteous]

[ T-CHAN? ]

This is pretty neat!

[ Vash, who has never experienced a park, has very low standards, so he's quite enjoying the swings. ]

... Is this not what a park should be like?

[onlypets]

[YEA! A lil red furry goat-tiger guy... His lil legs are tiger paws. He's very cute. Except for the fact he had perpetual resting bitch face.]

No. A park should be-- [A SIGH! Not at Vash, but at this hellscape of a place.] A wide area with grass, and ponds, and trees!

[Thinks about Vash's world and laughs.]

[piteous]

[ IGNORES D TO LOOK AT THIS CREATURE, CROUCHING ON ALL FOURS TO NOT SCARE IT ]

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[............

THIS IS SO RUDE??? T-chan immediately gets disgruntled. He looks.... at D.... They have some kind of silent communication, and then T-chan looks back at Vash.]

... [SIGH.] That is T-chan.

[piteous]

[ Vash just wants to get a better look at T-chan! ]

Hello, T-chan. I'm Vash the Stampede!

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[T-chan thinks Vash is a fucking WEIRDO. He stands there on his four tiger legs, quivering…………with restraint.




And then he tries to bite Vash.]

He is a totetsu. A carnivorous relation to sheep and goats.

[Says this after T-chan tries to attack.]

[piteous]

[ gets bit ]

I'M NOT FOOD!

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[The way he smiles and does not try to grab T-chan or anything. BUT! T-chan pauses, clamped onto Vash.

And then suddenly drops Vash like a hot potato and backpedals, making gagging noises. THIS IS WHAT MAKES D REACT. He looks so worried!]

Oh, T-chan! What happened?!

[Gathering T-chan up...]

[piteous]

[ Rises right behind D. ]

I'm toxic, by the way.

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.....

[DON'T COME UP BEHIND HIM SAYING THAT???

He reflexively reaches over his shoulder with the same arm and grabs a fistful of Vash's collar. He ducks, bending his hips, shoving them directly back into Vash's waist and groin and using the leverage to toss Vash over his shoulder onto the ground.

He then drops himself on top of Vash with one elbow, T-chan in his arms and all.]

What have you done to T-chan?! He's a carnivore and only eats meat!

[piteous]

It was a joke!!

[ And yet Vash doesn't do anything while D just manhandles him like that. He basically allows himself to be ragdolled by a twink.

This has been very interesting in Vash's point of view, honestly. This is martial arts? He thinks to himself. ]

And I don't know what's wrong with him. I'm made of meat? Flesh?!

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[Why does Vash just let this happen to himself. (knives voice) stop being a piece of shit pacifist]

T-chan thinks you taste very awful.

[T-chan hasn't even said anything. Both of them glare at Vash.]

w1, sat

[onlypets]

[Hello, Vwashy.

D is in the park, sitting on a bench quietly. T-chan is also sitting on the bench beside him.]

[piteous]

[ APPROACHES, but not jojo style. ]

Hey, D.

[onlypets]

[Where's your Jojo style, huh.

He glances up at Vash.]

Hello, Mr. Vash.

[piteous]

Was I always Mr. Vash?

[ wow old ]

Mind if I sit next to you?

[onlypets]

[wow shut up]

Yes. My grandfather taught me my manners. [He gestures to the bench.] Go ahead.

[piteous]

I almost couldn't tell.

[ He's just being a little brat before he sits down. ]

Just Vash is okay.

[onlypets]

[Why are you such a lil brat, damn. This is why he thinks your brother is smarter.]

Vash then.

[piteous]

Not going to snap back at me?

[ Boo. ]

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You and Mr. Wolfwood seem to like me that way which is very amusing. The two of you become quite worried when I don't.

I have to keep you on your toes.

[piteous]

Even if I think your usual self is annoying, I'd rather have that than something you're not. It means there's something to worry about, y'know!

[ It's a compliment, sweet in its own way, but worded appropriately for their relationship. ]

... You okay?

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[Vash is so stupid and soft.]

I am just very tired is all.

[He does seem exhausted.]

[piteous]

This isn't a bad reprieve. There are a lot more trees here.

[ Nice park. ]