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[This guy again…
At least they aren’t in McDonald’s with a haunted ice cream machine anymore. He refuses to suffer minimum wage fast food worker Vash Stampede.
Instead, they are at the playground which might be worse. T-chan is unfortunately with him.]
I thought by park, they had meant…
[No…]
At least they aren’t in McDonald’s with a haunted ice cream machine anymore. He refuses to suffer minimum wage fast food worker Vash Stampede.
Instead, they are at the playground which might be worse. T-chan is unfortunately with him.]
I thought by park, they had meant…
[No…]
[YEA! A lil red furry goat-tiger guy... His lil legs are tiger paws. He's very cute. Except for the fact he had perpetual resting bitch face.]
No. A park should be-- [A SIGH! Not at Vash, but at this hellscape of a place.] A wide area with grass, and ponds, and trees!
[Thinks about Vash's world and laughs.]
No. A park should be-- [A SIGH! Not at Vash, but at this hellscape of a place.] A wide area with grass, and ponds, and trees!
[Thinks about Vash's world and laughs.]
[The way he smiles and does not try to grab T-chan or anything. BUT! T-chan pauses, clamped onto Vash.
And then suddenly drops Vash like a hot potato and backpedals, making gagging noises. THIS IS WHAT MAKES D REACT. He looks so worried!]
Oh, T-chan! What happened?!
[Gathering T-chan up...]
And then suddenly drops Vash like a hot potato and backpedals, making gagging noises. THIS IS WHAT MAKES D REACT. He looks so worried!]
Oh, T-chan! What happened?!
[Gathering T-chan up...]
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[DON'T COME UP BEHIND HIM SAYING THAT???
He reflexively reaches over his shoulder with the same arm and grabs a fistful of Vash's collar. He ducks, bending his hips, shoving them directly back into Vash's waist and groin and using the leverage to toss Vash over his shoulder onto the ground.
He then drops himself on top of Vash with one elbow, T-chan in his arms and all.]
What have you done to T-chan?! He's a carnivore and only eats meat!
[DON'T COME UP BEHIND HIM SAYING THAT???
He reflexively reaches over his shoulder with the same arm and grabs a fistful of Vash's collar. He ducks, bending his hips, shoving them directly back into Vash's waist and groin and using the leverage to toss Vash over his shoulder onto the ground.
He then drops himself on top of Vash with one elbow, T-chan in his arms and all.]
What have you done to T-chan?! He's a carnivore and only eats meat!
It was a joke!!
[ And yet Vash doesn't do anything while D just manhandles him like that. He basically allows himself to be ragdolled by a twink.
This has been very interesting in Vash's point of view, honestly. This is martial arts? He thinks to himself. ]
And I don't know what's wrong with him. I'm made of meat? Flesh?!
[ And yet Vash doesn't do anything while D just manhandles him like that. He basically allows himself to be ragdolled by a twink.
This has been very interesting in Vash's point of view, honestly. This is martial arts? He thinks to himself. ]
And I don't know what's wrong with him. I'm made of meat? Flesh?!
[DON’T TOUCH HIM! It’s fine. He unfortunately doesn’t think anything of it this week, but NEXT week. He will Remember.
The bad thing is T-chan growls protectively at Vash and flinches forward, but D is holding him, so it’s fine.]
You are the weirdest most frustrating man. Why would you joke about being toxic?
The bad thing is T-chan growls protectively at Vash and flinches forward, but D is holding him, so it’s fine.]
You are the weirdest most frustrating man. Why would you joke about being toxic?
I'll hold that in my heart.
[ Hang it on his warehouse wall. He just gives D some soft pats, hoping this shows T-chan he isn't here to harm??? HE IS A PACIFIST. ]
Because it's ridiculous...? You see that he's fine and kicking. I'm not going to hurt your owner, little guy.
[ Hang it on his warehouse wall. He just gives D some soft pats, hoping this shows T-chan he isn't here to harm??? HE IS A PACIFIST. ]
Because it's ridiculous...? You see that he's fine and kicking. I'm not going to hurt your owner, little guy.
[Peering down at Vash. His lips grow thin with contemplation. He exchanges a look with T-chan before looking back down again.
Wow, okay.]
I see you really do know Mr. Wolfwood. And Mr. Livio, too.
[How many times has he heard this AWFUL fucking phrase said to him.]
Wow, okay.]
I see you really do know Mr. Wolfwood. And Mr. Livio, too.
[How many times has he heard this AWFUL fucking phrase said to him.]
[He gives Vash a LOOK even if Vash's eyes are closed briefly. Very exasperated. YEAH, HE HAS, YOU FUCKS.]
Yes. It's so wonderful to hear about a planet sucked dry and left with nothing but arid deserts and no plants.
[He shifts T-chan under one of his arms, but pauses for the LONGEST time. Then offers Vash one demure, nailed hand.]
Yes. It's so wonderful to hear about a planet sucked dry and left with nothing but arid deserts and no plants.
[He shifts T-chan under one of his arms, but pauses for the LONGEST time. Then offers Vash one demure, nailed hand.]
[ oop they're just all broken men, playing like broken records. He takes the dainty hand and lifts himself up. Even though Vash is pretty heavy, he makes sure to carry his own weight.
D might also notice that this hand in particular doesn't feel... Flesh. ]
Thanks, D. [ He pats himself off. ] No Man's Land was always a desert planet. The native species there thrive, just humans don't. There is some vegetation, but they're made by Plants.
[ THIS MUST BE CONFUSING. ]
D might also notice that this hand in particular doesn't feel... Flesh. ]
Thanks, D. [ He pats himself off. ] No Man's Land was always a desert planet. The native species there thrive, just humans don't. There is some vegetation, but they're made by Plants.
[ THIS MUST BE CONFUSING. ]
[He pulls Vash up………with maybe a bit more strength than expected of a prissy twink.
He doesn’t let go of Vash’s hand…]
Plants are providing life for the humans who cannot thrive where they don’t belong.
[Actually.
He understands very well how this probably goes based on prejudices alone.
He pulls the arm closer and turns it over so he can look at the palm within his own.]
He doesn’t let go of Vash’s hand…]
Plants are providing life for the humans who cannot thrive where they don’t belong.
[Actually.
He understands very well how this probably goes based on prejudices alone.
He pulls the arm closer and turns it over so he can look at the palm within his own.]
[ Why are all your Ds so lanky and strong anna
They can keep holding hands, though this hand is devoid of warmth. The palm is... Covered, gloved. No lewd bare palms here. With a matching connector around his wrist, piecing it to the longer piece that covers his whole forearm up to the middle of his bicep. It's form-fitted, wrapped tightly with a number of belts. ]
That's right! [ His eyes are round like an owl's. ] Wow. How much have they told you?
They can keep holding hands, though this hand is devoid of warmth. The palm is... Covered, gloved. No lewd bare palms here. With a matching connector around his wrist, piecing it to the longer piece that covers his whole forearm up to the middle of his bicep. It's form-fitted, wrapped tightly with a number of belts. ]
That's right! [ His eyes are round like an owl's. ] Wow. How much have they told you?
[Listen, I don't know. Contractual agreements when you take the D name.
He is looking at this hand, knowing it is the most not fleshy and normal hand he's ever not seen in his life. Unfortunately, he keeps holding it because of touch week.
Don't think you can give him OWL eyes and expect him to feel sorry for you.]
That there isn't any vegetation really. That the land is harsh and dry, a desert, and that people left an old world for it.
He is looking at this hand, knowing it is the most not fleshy and normal hand he's ever not seen in his life. Unfortunately, he keeps holding it because of touch week.
Don't think you can give him OWL eyes and expect him to feel sorry for you.]
That there isn't any vegetation really. That the land is harsh and dry, a desert, and that people left an old world for it.
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