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[crucifer]

Could've just been some neighbourhood kids.

[ Doesn't really confirm nor deny though. ]

I'd say I was pretty tough to scare, yeah.

You? You kinda got that single kid feeling about you.

[ But according to Hei, I (Lowe) as a single kid apparently assign single child to everyone so what do I know!! ]

[onlypets]

Could have.

[Shakes your hand in single kid. Is this why we’re playing single kids…… I see.]

I have a grandfather, and I had a father. That is all.

[So Wolfwood was right.]

[crucifer]

[ In my defense I played Estinien who is a brother........ but he is also an orphan so like I guess so. ]

Guess we're kinda the opposite, then. Had more women around than men.

[ And fuck the few men that there were. ]

[onlypets]

[Thinks about all the sibling kids I play but the other sibling is dead or fucked up. Nods.

The look on his face as he peers at Wolfwood is strange and unreadable.]

I had not seen my father for a long time, not until recently. My grandfather raised me. [He lifts his eyes.] I never had a mother, or a nursemaid, or a nanny.

[crucifer]

Huh.

[ He's never had any of those either technically speaking, but he won't just put that out there without prompting. ]

You get along well with your gramps?

[onlypets]

[D has an inkling. Single child.]

Yes. We traveled the world, and he taught me many things.

[crucifer]

[ D's single inkly... ]

That sounds good. Always nice to have a reliable adult around.

[onlypets]

[Don't say it like that.]

Are you speaking from experience?

[crucifer]

[ Oh shijt the inknly ]

Maybe. It's been a long time since I last saw her, but had an auntie around who I liked. Always made time for me when I was havin' trouble, but she had a lot of things and other kids to look after.

[onlypets]

[NO.]

An auntie boy...

[T-chan's head gets a few more scritches, then he swings his legs over the side of the bed to sit up on the edge.]

So how does a boy with an auntie surrounded by other kids go from shooing away bed monsters to being burdened by priesthood?

[crucifer]

Don't say it like that. It's not like I followed her around like a duckling.

[ Pats on the head, the little things like thanks Nicholas. He's grateful to her nonetheless. ]

Guess I decided to graduate to a different kind of shepherding. From kids to lost lambs, now.

[onlypets]

[No, D is assigning Wolfwood auntie duckling, it's too late. He shouldn't have said anything.]

Then you and I have something in common, Father.

[Carefully, he stands to his feet. T-chan gets up, but only to stand at the edge of the bed for a moment.]

Being shepherds to the lost.

[crucifer]

[ He doesn't comment on being called Father, people probably do it plenty enough here and there. ]

Is that how you see yourself? Shepherding your animals?

[ When will T-chan warm up to pets... not that Wolfwood is trying... ]

[onlypets]

[It’s at least not Daddy.]

Yes, that is how it is.

[HELP. T-chan warms up to pets……maybe. Wolfwood can pet him.]

[crucifer]

[ He'll extend a hand for T-chan to judge whether it's worth sniffing, at the least. He isn't the kind to just ram his way into a pet's personal space. ]

Why do you consider 'em lost?

[onlypets]

[T-chan bites him immediately (no). For a contemplative moment, T-chan regards Wolfwood’s hand. Hmmm.]

Many of them are few and far between, the last of their kind. T-chan, for instance, is a rare breed.

[Whatever has satisfied T-chan about Wolfwood is hard to say, but he tentatively butts his head against the hand like a goat.]

The humans have hunted and killed them, or either destroyed their habitats. They wander the industrialized world, suffering.

[crucifer]

[ He'll hold it there for like 10 seconds, choose fast lil T. Which, when butted, he'll turn his palm over and run a thumb over his cheek lightly. He may not be familiar with animals supposedly, but he seems to know how to approach one. ]

...Yeah, humans do that.

Think it's one of the reasons why they all had to leave the Old World.

[ Planet... dying... ]

All pretty good at taking.

[onlypets]

[T-chan will allow this, he GUESSES. Since it’s touch week. The intrusive thoughts to bite are still there, though. It’s his nature.

What Wolfwood says makes him frown a lot!!!!]

I think your timeline is the timeline I’m trying to avoid, if at all possible.

[crucifer]

[ As long as it doesn't break skin, who is he to deny T-chan a little angy nibble. He gives him a little swipe over the nose. ]

Yeah, doesn't sound like it. You don't wanna be where I am. All hot sun and gunpowder, industrial burnished steel and iron dust stuck so far up my nose I'll be smelling rust 'til the day I die. [ Beat pause. ] Well, I'm still smelling it, so.

Maybe you can Noah's Ark your way out.

[onlypets]

[The more Wolfwood talks, the bigger D’s frown of disdain grows.

The last part actually makes D look searchingly at Wolfwood’s face for a long time, silent.

Then T-chan absolutely bites Wolfwood’s fingers for that, but like, not badly or necessarily suddenly. Warning bite. D really doesn’t do anything to mitigate this.]

We should look at another room before T-chan decides you’re delicious.

[crucifer]

[ Wiggles his finger a bit by T-chan's mouth. Naughty. He only meets D's look with a slight rise of his brows. Is he finding what he's searching? But glancing down when T-chan's hangry levels are brought up. ]

Can't even sit still in a room for ten minutes before deciding you're hungry? Guess you're like us in this city right now, needing enrichment.

[ When BORED just EAT. ]

[onlypets]

[T-chan huffs at the finger wag as D turns to walk to the door. DON'T PATRONIZE HIM. Instead of getting up and leaving, T-chan gets up

and leaps straight across to headbutt Wolfwood in the stomach on his way to the ground. Goat ram. This satisfies him, though? D pauses to smile over his shoulder; this is funny to him.]

T-chan's love and appetite are one and the same. That's his nature.

[crucifer]

Oof.

[ HIS ABS. Wtf he'll turn you into lamb skewer you lil shit. ]

And where does the unwarranted violence categorise into?

[onlypets]

[T-chan huffs back at Wolfwood from the door. Yeah! He does this thing where he scratches both back legs on the floor before he shoots out of the door. Like a very territorial leg kicky.

It makes D laugh.]

He's a totetsu. He likes you. I think it's because you remind him of the detective.

[And then D disappears out of the door too.]

[crucifer]

[ D... your little sheepie... the T stands for tsundere... ]

I wouldn't ever know. I'll never understand animals.

[ Owie. ]

Sorry to say that I won't be solving any crimes any time soon.

[ KNOCK ON (WOLF)WOOD!!! haha i'm funny ]