[ the way this giant fucking game punted haru into the small half somehow
anyway, his phone explodes and kills them all. it was a trap, he was right. no, he just sort of leans away from his screen to take a half-assed selfie. it crops D's entire upper half out and is basically just part of haru's face and t-chan and some balls that are spilling out of the pool from where he's half-sprawling out of it.
Just looking at this picture on the phone, at the way it's so badly done with himself cropped out (he isn't even that much taller!!) and T-chan half in it. "What about Haru?" What about him.]
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
[He at least now understands what it means by "selfie"--taking a back-facing photo of yourself and maybe some others.]
If you have friends, please let them take the pictures for you from now on. [Wait.] ...Thank you.
[STOP. Everyone is already dead...... The fact he is so offended at being cut out of these pictures despite the fact he would absolutely do the same thing because of animals is hysterical.
How dare he get bullied by a teenager.]
Is it...?
[THIS ONE IS ALSO BAD. Begging you to go back to playing Dimitri actually.]
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D and T-chan exchange a glance. This feels like a trap, but they aren't sure how bad it could be maybe. The pool is, at least, not full of water.
Both of them come closer to Haru to stand beside him while he's stupidly in the pool full of balls.]
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anyway, his phone explodes and kills them all. it was a trap, he was right. no, he just sort of leans away from his screen to take a half-assed selfie. it crops D's entire upper half out and is basically just part of haru's face and t-chan and some balls that are spilling out of the pool from where he's half-sprawling out of it.
he shows this magnificent result to d. ]
This is a selfie.
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Just looking at this picture on the phone, at the way it's so badly done with himself cropped out (he isn't even that much taller!!) and T-chan half in it. "What about Haru?" What about him.]
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
[He at least now understands what it means by "selfie"--taking a back-facing photo of yourself and maybe some others.]
If you have friends, please let them take the pictures for you from now on. [Wait.] ...Thank you.
[For explaining.]
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he takes another selfie, which is more just of him and t-chan. d's hand might be in there too. ]
You're welcome.
[ insults? what insults. ]
This one is better.
[ no it's also bad ]
I can send it to you too. I think people do that with selfies.
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How dare he get bullied by a teenager.]
Is it...?
[THIS ONE IS ALSO BAD. Begging you to go back to playing Dimitri actually.]
That's fine, if you'd like...
[At least T-chan is in the pictures.]
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he'll send d the second photo, which is of his lineface and peace sign along with t-chan, who is the main subject. ]
They have different rooms so you can take different photos. Can he wear a hat?
[ there's also stupid accessories and he's debating what will fit on a creechur ]