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[personal profile] rewriter 2023-06-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[It's the Willy Wonka table...]

Oh. No, thank you, that's okay. [Glancing at the goat-tiger curiously, like. Hello? What kind of funky creature is this?] But if you have any recommendations for what I should get the next time I'm craving something sweet, I'll take them.
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[personal profile] rewriter 2023-06-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
... To be honest, I'd be more surprised if that machine was ever functional.
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[personal profile] rewriter 2023-06-12 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously... Of all the things to be a universal constant, it's broken McDonald's ice cream machines?
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[personal profile] rewriter 2023-06-14 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Or in the afterlife. I guess not even death can put an end to the cycle of broken McFlurry machines.