[RANG. He's so fuNNY. Oh no, not being cute right before Rang sprays you......... He holds out a hand. WHY IS HE CARRYING AROUND TREATS. He will offer the pig some.]
If I could just hear your voices... and find out what all of you are doing around here...
[Genuinely smiling with fondness over this silly pig Noise. It isn't even a real animal!!!!!!!!!!! He should be offended!! He is a little offended, but it's still kind of cute...]
That would be a little disconcerting, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised if they suddenly turn on us...
he decides not to attack the pig d is looking at with affection, tch. instead he aims the bottle at an innocent pig trying to eat his shoelaces, and sprays.
IT FCKING SQUEALS AND RUNS AWAY LIKE RANG AXED IT OR SOMETHING]
[WHY WOULD THEY BE HUMANS HELLO but i hope that happens it'd be the funniest thing,
Rang watches the others flee and thinks about how this is the closest to anyone treating him like the predator he is and it only happened bc of human made spray.... gross....]
Fine. I'll stop, but only for you.
[it's touch week so it's his turn to fuss with D's hair]
[Stop thinking about it proudly and smugly just because these pigs are running from you!!! Rude boy!
He allows Rang to fuss with his hair even though that is usually his job with Rang. He takes Rang's hand to hold with his own.]
Thank you. If they become aggressive and we have to hurt them later... I'll understand. There are so many of them just here... Something must be beginning to happen...
[Why does this stupid ass joke at least make him feel less at ease in his worrying?! Pretzels Rang.
D reaches out with one of his hands and pinches Rang's cheek gently as a pretend reprimand.]
I would not mind being on a team of adorable pigs, but you might eat our teammates before it's over. So let's just stay on our own team. You like Buzen and Matsui anyhow, right?
[RANG HAS REALLY CLAIMED THEM POSSESSIVELY AS HIS OWN.
D laughs at the look.]
I think you've grown on us. [This is a lie. He can't speak for the swords, but he already immediately loved Rang as soon as he found out he was a gumiho. Listen.] And you were grumpy with me at the start because I dragged you to the blimp so we could form a team.....
[These emotions from Rang are hilarious and endearing. Rang is getting softer and softer here... Just like Inuyasha.]
Yes, that sounds exactly like something you'd say and do, Rang.
[Wished he was more displeased about it, but he is not. Rang is really passing all the hoops just by being a gumiho!!!!!!!!]
Probably. [But he thinks Rang already knew that much.] I would have been like His Highness, I think. And Miss Ylfa. Because I would have wanted you to be able to go home. And some of the others as well.
[he frowns at that, watching D as he rests his face against his hand,]
...To me, you're just you.
[You're the person I met who I thought was a big weirdo. thanks rang. You understand me the most out of everyone here. You make the hard decisions you think are right, always at a detriment to yourself.]
[Rang out here being soft. He reaches up to fondly fuss with Rang's hair as he usually does. Silly.]
Move shop, I suppose. The detective knows too much, so I can't stay in Los Angeles any longer. Not after what happened with Father. I was thinking of going to Japan.
This makes him laugh quietly.] Of course not. I could never forget someone like you. [He pinches Rang's cheek briefly.]
Besides, I already have one. I do wish you could meet Ten-chan. You would like him. He loves to get up to mischief. A family came in once for a pet, but none of them could agree on what to get... so he pretended to be whatever they each chose to see him as. To some a dog, to some a cat, to some a lizard... He thought it was funny.
Rang listens, and for once doesn't stamp is foot in annoyance that D is talking about someone else. that's growth.gif.]
It's not a bad prank, I guess. [he still sounds huffy though.... maybe less growth.gif] But I've never meshed well with other spirits. A lot of them dislike me.
[Big brother energy... Rang should hate and kill him.]
T-chan likes you. [That's because T-chan is a carnivore and always asks who he can eat.] I think you would get along with many of the animals on the ark.
I would love to keep you, but... I understand if you won't come. Worse than not having you... would be keeping you when you want to be free. Even if I worry about your situation.
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[RANG. He's so fuNNY. Oh no, not being cute right before Rang sprays you......... He holds out a hand. WHY IS HE CARRYING AROUND TREATS. He will offer the pig some.]
If I could just hear your voices... and find out what all of you are doing around here...
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Imagine if they're here to kill all us a second time. Wouldn't that be funny?
[he tries to math meme a way to spray the pig who is happy with d even though there are other pigs around]
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That would be a little disconcerting, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised if they suddenly turn on us...
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[and me.
he decides not to attack the pig d is looking at with affection, tch. instead he aims the bottle at an innocent pig trying to eat his shoelaces, and sprays.
IT FCKING SQUEALS AND RUNS AWAY LIKE RANG AXED IT OR SOMETHING]
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R-Rang...! Oh, it's probably hurt...
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It's just being dramatic. [WOW] It didn't hurt at all when you sprayed me.
[it hurt a little....]
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You can't lie to me, Rang. I could see how red your face was, so I know it had to hurt.
[Sadly watches the direction the scared pig fled. The other ones left sort of start... sidling away from them. Wow. Danger.]
Poor thing... Don't spray them, Rang, I can't stand it.
[THE FACT THAT IF THIS WAS A SHITTY HUMAN, HE WOULD CARE LESS. Hope the Noise turn out to be humans.........]
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Rang watches the others flee and thinks about how this is the closest to anyone treating him like the predator he is and it only happened bc of human made spray.... gross....]
Fine. I'll stop, but only for you.
[it's touch week so it's his turn to fuss with D's hair]
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He allows Rang to fuss with his hair even though that is usually his job with Rang. He takes Rang's hand to hold with his own.]
Thank you. If they become aggressive and we have to hurt them later... I'll understand. There are so many of them just here... Something must be beginning to happen...
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Should we do a last minute switch, and team up with the pigs instead?
[he's smiling so he might be joking..... maybe.....]
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D reaches out with one of his hands and pinches Rang's cheek gently as a pretend reprimand.]
I would not mind being on a team of adorable pigs, but you might eat our teammates before it's over. So let's just stay on our own team. You like Buzen and Matsui anyhow, right?
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he humphs, even though his emotions are more or less pleased at the mention of them. those swords are his! d is his! this is his teaaammmmmm]
I suppose they've grown on me.
[okay.... he turns a mischievous look on d]
You have to.
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D laughs at the look.]
I think you've grown on us. [This is a lie. He can't speak for the swords, but he already immediately loved Rang as soon as he found out he was a gumiho. Listen.] And you were grumpy with me at the start because I dragged you to the blimp so we could form a team.....
[He's teasing.]
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That's because I could tell they'd be a headache. And they were.
[though he just sounds affectionate, rather than angry about it... wow, that's growth.]
If not them, then we would have had to team up with humans... Or nonhumans who are just as bad.
[VASH]
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That's true. [They could have been stuck with the plant man, yeah.] It's a shame we were at such odds in the beginning because of circumstance.
I think we would have made a fine team... if we had known what we know now, about the game and about each other too.
[Pats Rang's face a few times.]
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Would you have erased, D? To save the rest of the game?
I don't think I would have cared. [does he care now? sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't.] I'd have done it just for thrill of it.
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Yes, that sounds exactly like something you'd say and do, Rang.
[Wished he was more displeased about it, but he is not. Rang is really passing all the hoops just by being a gumiho!!!!!!!!]
Probably. [But he thinks Rang already knew that much.] I would have been like His Highness, I think. And Miss Ylfa. Because I would have wanted you to be able to go home. And some of the others as well.
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...I don't like it.
[You were so afraid of turning into your father.]
You should just sit back and let me handle the killing. [rang it's okay this is an au, but his emotions thrum with concern anyway,]
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Rang...
[He can hear your thoughts, you big, dumb fox!! He rests his face against Rang's hand, then reaches up to hold the wrist when he lifts his head.]
I'm afraid I already have. But I know you would do it if you had the chance.
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...To me, you're just you.
[You're the person I met who I thought was a big weirdo. thanks rang. You understand me the most out of everyone here. You make the hard decisions you think are right, always at a detriment to yourself.]
What will you do when you go back?
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Move shop, I suppose. The detective knows too much, so I can't stay in Los Angeles any longer. Not after what happened with Father. I was thinking of going to Japan.
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Will be you fine with leaving them behind?]
You're going to meet another kitsune and forget all about me.
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This makes him laugh quietly.] Of course not. I could never forget someone like you. [He pinches Rang's cheek briefly.]
Besides, I already have one. I do wish you could meet Ten-chan. You would like him. He loves to get up to mischief. A family came in once for a pet, but none of them could agree on what to get... so he pretended to be whatever they each chose to see him as. To some a dog, to some a cat, to some a lizard... He thought it was funny.
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Rang listens, and for once doesn't stamp is foot in annoyance that D is talking about someone else. that's growth.gif.]
It's not a bad prank, I guess. [he still sounds huffy though.... maybe less growth.gif] But I've never meshed well with other spirits. A lot of them dislike me.
[i wonder why............]
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T-chan likes you. [That's because T-chan is a carnivore and always asks who he can eat.] I think you would get along with many of the animals on the ark.
I would love to keep you, but... I understand if you won't come. Worse than not having you... would be keeping you when you want to be free. Even if I worry about your situation.
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