You're making me sound more majestic than I am. [that's not being majestic that is just being EVIL,] I'll play with them if they ask for it, but that's all.
They're lucky just to get that much attention from me.
Ah. It's only a game then. [Rang is being big egotistical garbage, but D only smiles and thinks it's amusing. RANG IS SO LUCKY TO BE A FOX MAN.] They are, but they won't ever know it.
[D IS OUT HERE ENCOURAGING THIS LIKE A LOKI BESTIE
Rang just gives him an amused look like `i think you're also insane for aiding and abetting my behavior, and unfortunately i like that`, so NO LESSONS WILL BE LEARNED TODAY,]
I can't tell if you're like this because you don't like humans, or because you like what I am.
[he thinks it's both but like, which one wins out over the other huh]
[OOF. He reaches up to rub the spot flicked, face squinted.]
Again, I believe you're misunderstanding what exactly the shop is... [He pats Rang's cheek as retribution for the flick. Touch week!] You would have your own space with no one else.
[Be nice to Ten-chan. Thinks about how Ten-chan would heckle Rang like a punky little brother. Funny.]
It's because you're a legend that you are owed a space in the pet shop.
[THE WAY RANG WOULD BE ANNOYED AT BEING SUPPLANTED AS THE YOUNGER SIBLING ANYWAY this binch can't ever be happy. noms on ten-chan angrily, except not because HELLO?
Rang just looks at D like 'you continue to have the weirdest lore out of everyone I've met'.]
...Huh. I thought it was more like a penthouse for pets.
[would rang be fine with just a penthouse.... maybe, he is a sugar baby ig grits teeth]
[Rang, PLEASE. Your inferiority complex. Get a grip.]
No. It's an ark. A ship which can traverse the boundaries man has made for themselves. It houses all of the animals and plants I collect because they are not limited by their moralities.
They are just animals with instincts.
[Rang, the sugar baby... He will fit right in at the shop (no).]
Not exactly. The humans determine it all on their own by their actions as a whole. Once they let go of their selfish desires, perhaps they'll be able to walk upon the ark.
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unfortunately Rang likes everything D is saying, i hate it here]
That's another thing I hate about them. [he says, with much cheer.] They can take all the fun out of it, just by being themselves.
[it's fun to watch chaos, but it's also fun to cause it.]
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Also not Rang being mad he can’t have fun because they do all the chaos themselves. What a fox thing to say (thinks fondly of ten-chan).]
Is that what you do in place of not eating hearts? Disrupt their lives with more chaos.
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I grant wishes. [a beat as he slides a look over at D, mischievous] Probably in the same way your shop does.
And if those wishes don't make them happy... Well, humans never know what they're really asking for until it's too late.
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I believe they know exactly what they're asking for; however... I don't believe they understand what to do with it when they finally have it.
[He gets it. Him and Rang are out here being Loki. That's great.]
So that is your nature. To test the mettle of the humans who are always greedy, and selfish, and hungry for things they cannot moderate.
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You're making me sound more majestic than I am. [that's not being majestic that is just being EVIL,] I'll play with them if they ask for it, but that's all.
They're lucky just to get that much attention from me.
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Ah. It's only a game then. [Rang is being big egotistical garbage, but D only smiles and thinks it's amusing. RANG IS SO LUCKY TO BE A FOX MAN.] They are, but they won't ever know it.
[WISH HE WOULDN'T ENCOURAGE THIS.]
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Rang just gives him an amused look like `i think you're also insane for aiding and abetting my behavior, and unfortunately i like that`, so NO LESSONS WILL BE LEARNED TODAY,]
I can't tell if you're like this because you don't like humans, or because you like what I am.
[he thinks it's both but like, which one wins out over the other huh]
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Both. [HE WILL JUST SAY IT.] I dislike humans, and I like what you are.
I would love to have you in my shop. Not to sell, of course. You would make a lovely addition.
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Rang gives him a dry look at that,]
Is 'not to sell' supposed to make that better? [if rang played otome games then he would accuse d of being toma-adjacent
he flicks d gently on the forehead instead, touch week] I'm a legend, not someone's collection. And anyway, I don't do well with other foxes.
[he'd start a fight with ten-chan]
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Again, I believe you're misunderstanding what exactly the shop is... [He pats Rang's cheek as retribution for the flick. Touch week!] You would have your own space with no one else.
[Be nice to Ten-chan. Thinks about how Ten-chan would heckle Rang like a punky little brother. Funny.]
It's because you're a legend that you are owed a space in the pet shop.
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I'm going to keep misunderstanding as long as you keep calling it a pet shop. Can't you change the name to something better?
[imagine talking to someone and saying that you live in a PET SHOP it's the principle of the matter d!!!!]
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Is it not? [He smiles in amusement at Rang. His eyes are twinkling.] That's simply what it's called for others to understand.
It's an ark. For all of life worthy to continue living. So their existences don't disappear for good.
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Rang just looks at D like 'you continue to have the weirdest lore out of everyone I've met'.]
...Huh. I thought it was more like a penthouse for pets.
[would rang be fine with just a penthouse.... maybe, he is a sugar baby ig grits teeth]
Who determines who's worthy or not? You?
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No. It's an ark. A ship which can traverse the boundaries man has made for themselves. It houses all of the animals and plants I collect because they are not limited by their moralities.
They are just animals with instincts.
[Rang, the sugar baby... He will fit right in at the shop (no).]
Not exactly. The humans determine it all on their own by their actions as a whole. Once they let go of their selfish desires, perhaps they'll be able to walk upon the ark.
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I'd prefer the ark more without them.
[rang like i WILL gatekeep along with my gaslight/girlboss partner D,]
But it doesn't sound so bad, I guess. [don't be tsun about noah's ark] Do you take visitors?
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[RANG GATEKEEPING A PLACE HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN YET. He's so funny, damb.]
We are a pet shop. [He smiles teasingly.] We have visitors all the time. [But he knows what Rang means.] Yes.
We love it when those like you and T-chan pay us a visit.
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Hmm. [hmmmm,
on one hand it feels silly to think of this possibility, considering they are DEAD and who knows if they'll see each other ever again, but]
I guess I can bring Yuri with me if I do. She's a fox too -- not a gumiho. She could be safe there if anything happened to me.