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Ah. I may try that then, thank you.

[He goes back to tilting his head to glance around the cathedral either as if things have changed, or perhaps he's re-experiencing the beauty of it again for the first time.]

No reason in particular. I just feel... as if I should be in his company.

[crucifer]

...

[ Oh no. He makes a face. ]

Really?

[onlypets]

[He looks like ???? at the face when he glance back.]

Yes...? Is there a reason I shouldn't want to be in his company?

[crucifer]

What do you want to do with him?

[ It's like when the big brother corners a new prospective boyfriend into an impromptu interview. ]

[onlypets]

[It's so funny how scandalized he looks??? He even sort of blushes about it.]

I beg your pardon? I only want to spend some time near him since... it feels strange when we are apart. I'm not some kind of unsavory man.

[crucifer]

[ HELP ]

You basically told me to my face that I'd make a good meal for your pet the first day we met. Excuse me for bein' a little judgmental.

[ Eugh. It's not like he doesn't understand though because he also feels a weird pull... ]

You be nice to him.

[onlypets]

[He makes a face, offended. He can't believe he's being scolded about this when he is the epitome of etiquette??]

He's a carnivore.

[Huff. AS IF THIS ABSOLVES EVERYTHING.]

I'm plenty nice to him. I've spoken to him several times before, and I've never been rude.

[crucifer]

Cats are carnivores. Most cat owners don't start talking about how much they'd like to eat me to my face.

[ ... ]

Where'd your sass go? This weird effect is really doing shit to you, huh?

[onlypets]

I see you haven't met very many cat owners then.

[The sass is BACK. He gives Wolfwood a Look.]

I'm just offended you would insinuate my... need... [grits teeth] to be in Mr. Livio's company as an advance. And also that I'd be rude to him.

Why are you so concerned? Are you two...?

[crucifer]

Maybe you just know weird cat owners.

[ He looks flatly at D though. FINISH THAT SENTENCE. ]

Are we what?

[onlypets]

[His expression says EXCUSE ME at the first part, but then he smirks a little bit. He tips his head down and looks up mischievously.]

An item? A mated pair.

[crucifer]

[ Unfortunately he doesn't get flustered or anything because the way D phrases this is just the worst thing he's ever heard. ]

Why do you... why are you like that. No.

We're more like family.

[onlypets]

[D does not seem bothered by Wolfwood's Doneness. Look, he's an animal man, why WOULDN'T he call it a mated pair.]

Ahh. It explains why he got so excited when he thought you said something nice about him to me.

[crucifer]

[ He doesn't want to know what kind of weird roleplay shit D gets up to in his own relationships... the petplay... ]

I have plenty of nice things to say about him. Of course I'm gonna be wary about what kind of people come after him, though.

[ Due to reasons... that is Livio's business to tell. ]

Treat him nice though, and we'll be alright.

[onlypets]

[Hehe.

He watches Wolfwood thoughtfully.]

So you are a big brother like the detective, hm? And what happens if I don’t treat him nicely?

[Said like he’s curious, not like he will.]

[crucifer]

You got a reason to not treat him nicely?

[ He's not gonna outright threaten D, because he's TriMax and has restraint unlike Stampede. ]

[onlypets]

[Wolfwood your TriMax!!

He looks away from Wolfwood at the question, like he’s surveying the architecture again.]

No, not yet. He has been kind.

[crucifer]

[ Every single time there's a moment where Stampede Wolfwood would be freaking out but not TriMax I just laugh and then fear the day I do eventually play Stampedes in a mg. ]

Yeah. He's real nice.

Just worried someone's gonna take advantage of that, that's all.

[onlypets]

[You’re doomed. An unhinged Lowe guy.]

Oh, I’m sure someone will. That is just how people are; they will take advantage of kindness because their own goals are more important.

But Mr. Livio has nothing I’m interested in.

[crucifer]

[ My brand... except like, more annoying... ]

What kinda stuff are you interested in? In people, at least.

[onlypets]

I wonder…

[He tips his head and lifts his eyes to the high vaulted ceiling thoughtfully.]

Someone who tries to change. Someone who is conscience of others and the space others take up beside them. Someone who doesn’t forget even the smallest of creatures that deserve to exist, or the health of the world giving them the chance to live.

A person who is appreciative to be alive and shows it.

[crucifer]

...

[ Now it's his turn to look over D, hand stuck in his pockets as he considers this. It's not quite what he expected.

Livio would check everything in that, he thinks... save for one. ]

You'd make a good Christian man with those kinds of values. Maybe you do belong in the house of God.

[onlypets]

[He lowers his head to look at Wolfwood again, and he smiles in a knowing kind of way.]

I don’t believe this game is going to make God’s men out of any of us, Mr. Wolfwood. But thank you for saying so.

And it isn’t all sunshine, as I’m sure you know. God doles out punishments to those who take the things he’s created for them for granted.

[crucifer]

Depends on who you ask. The guys who preach that kind of aspect are usually assholes who use it as an excuse to force you to listen.

It's not too late to try if you ever wanna join in on a prayer. It's not always that boring.

[onlypets]

I’m not exactly a religious man.

[He seems amused, though not in a mocking way.]

Are you going to pray for me now? Is it because you have me cornered in a church?