[ He makes a noise that's like, an intrigued hum. It's for show because he doesn't believe Count D, but his proposal is regardless interesting because what the FUCK kind of animals is this dude selling. It all sounds super crazy black market stuff. ]

Wanderin' traveler and priest. Usually wading through miles and miles of hellfire-hot sand, not a lot of water or money. Get caught up in other people's gunfights a lot. Gotta stop in motels pretty often and not all of them are pet-friendly.