Well, I wouldn't write Wenzhou off so much on a lot of that. He is very good at sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.
[ that's like one of his main character qualities. fei du sounds, if you squint, affectionate when he says it, if not amused. ] How do you two know each other?
[Nose sticking. Not them both sound very faintly endeared by two idiots.]
I sold an actor a lizard, one of many, after he came into my shop for more, and it was tragically found dead with him. Poor dear, she was one of only few left…
The detective was investigating the case and tried to accuse me of selling a venomous lizard that killed him, but it was a medusa. They are not venomous.
In the end, the actor had committed suicide. The detective, however, kept coming to the shop many times after to try finding evidence to accuse me of criminal activity. I’m insulted, frankly.
[D gives Fei Du a quick, bewildered look. He tuts under his breath.]
Nonsense. That man? He couldn't keep his eyes off any woman he saw. Once, he came in while I was being unnecessarily accosted and propositioned, so I threw myself at him and pretended he was my lover to make the other man leave.
The detective rudely accused me of trying to pull him into gay drama with the other man.
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Well, I wouldn't write Wenzhou off so much on a lot of that. He is very good at sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.
[ that's like one of his main character qualities. fei du sounds, if you squint, affectionate when he says it, if not amused. ] How do you two know each other?
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[Nose sticking. Not them both sound very faintly endeared by two idiots.]
I sold an actor a lizard, one of many, after he came into my shop for more, and it was tragically found dead with him. Poor dear, she was one of only few left…
The detective was investigating the case and tried to accuse me of selling a venomous lizard that killed him, but it was a medusa. They are not venomous.
In the end, the actor had committed suicide. The detective, however, kept coming to the shop many times after to try finding evidence to accuse me of criminal activity. I’m insulted, frankly.
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Maybe he had a crush on you, D. [ help. he's so amused. detectives... are all the same.... ] And just didn't know how to express it?
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Nonsense. That man? He couldn't keep his eyes off any woman he saw. Once, he came in while I was being unnecessarily accosted and propositioned, so I threw myself at him and pretended he was my lover to make the other man leave.
The detective rudely accused me of trying to pull him into gay drama with the other man.
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he does not say that because he's polite, though his eyebrows raise, and he does smile. help. ]
Mmm. Well, maybe not - how unhelpful that must have been.
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Luckily, the other man fell for it, and he left on the promise of having my heart. [He smiles mischievously.] And I got to fluster the detective some.