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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-17 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hurgh?! He didn't expect Count D to do this of all things so he does get an unexpected shock anyway. And then he just finds it funny. Oh, this bitch has a bully bone huh. ]

Sorry, that's not a habit that's going away any time soon. I'll keep a window open and some distance if that makes you feel better.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you've got trauma.

[ The more he talks to D about this detective the funnier the imagery gets. The world's most annoying weirdo detective who just won't leave the pet shop owner alone... ]

I'll be a good boy, at least inside. I'm not lookin' to cause any arson.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Man... this conversation has taught him that while Count D is somewhat of an interesting person...

He is also lowkey a hussy... (don't it's a real word)
]

Fine, I hear you.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is not kind to even his most favourite people this is what you get. It's better than a 'I'll think about it'. ]

I'll leave you to your photos, count. Maybe you can sell good ones of your pet for money.

[ Get yourself a side business of making intricate framed photos of T-chan in a bowtie... ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, okay. The idea of sexy T-chan photocards actually makes him laugh as he's batted out. Goodbye!! Puts paws on for next week bc I'm busy this weekend... ]