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[Yeah, that is why he sort of blinks once or twice pointedly, but he does not say anything…
Your scummy church services, sir??? Look, he doesn’t know Wolfwood’s denomination or anything. Maybe that’s a feature not a flaw.]
Does the church not pay you…?
Your scummy church services, sir??? Look, he doesn’t know Wolfwood’s denomination or anything. Maybe that’s a feature not a flaw.]
Does the church not pay you…?
[ Sometimes, you are incredibly poor, and not everyone is looking for a brute bodyguard for hire. Gotta hustle somehow! It's rude to call him a scam, he has mouths to feed.
Anyway, it probably could enough to make sure he's alive, but he believes in self-sufficiency and elsewise. ]
Not as much as I'd like. 'Sides, I'm often out wanderin' the sands, and there's miles and miles between cities. It's not like I can just get an easy weekly allowance.
Anyway, it probably could enough to make sure he's alive, but he believes in self-sufficiency and elsewise. ]
Not as much as I'd like. 'Sides, I'm often out wanderin' the sands, and there's miles and miles between cities. It's not like I can just get an easy weekly allowance.
[Maybe he WILL feel sorry for Wolfwood then. Just for spite.]
Maybe you should become a detective after all... You've already been a bodyguard, so you must know how to protect yourself and others. And you're apparently good at figuring out which people would pay you for whatever fatherly service.
You could open a lucrative business in the harsh lands of your world.
Maybe you should become a detective after all... You've already been a bodyguard, so you must know how to protect yourself and others. And you're apparently good at figuring out which people would pay you for whatever fatherly service.
You could open a lucrative business in the harsh lands of your world.
[Stop, or he will be even more petty.
The question earns a snort, so Wolfwood can already tell this is going to be Something.]
Leon Orcot. He was a giant nuisance. A boorish womanizer who smoked too much and spent his time sticking his nose into other people's business. [HE IS LITERALLY A DETECTIVE, IDIOT.] He always tried to accuse me of being up to no good, his apartment was a wreck, he didn't like sweets at all, and he always tried to logic away the magic of the world.
[Not him roasting Wolfwood in the process of roasting Leon.]
The question earns a snort, so Wolfwood can already tell this is going to be Something.]
Leon Orcot. He was a giant nuisance. A boorish womanizer who smoked too much and spent his time sticking his nose into other people's business. [HE IS LITERALLY A DETECTIVE, IDIOT.] He always tried to accuse me of being up to no good, his apartment was a wreck, he didn't like sweets at all, and he always tried to logic away the magic of the world.
[Not him roasting Wolfwood in the process of roasting Leon.]
I haven't accused you of no-good yet, I don't have an apartment, I like the occasional sweet thing, and it's not like I haven't seen my fair share of the unusual.
[ He doesn't have anything for the first few points, he doesn't even bother defending against 'nuisance' because he thinks it's funny. Womaniser is also wobble hands but hey, again it's funny. ]
[ He doesn't have anything for the first few points, he doesn't even bother defending against 'nuisance' because he thinks it's funny. Womaniser is also wobble hands but hey, again it's funny. ]
[ Hurgh?! He didn't expect Count D to do this of all things so he does get an unexpected shock anyway. And then he just finds it funny. Oh, this bitch has a bully bone huh. ]
Sorry, that's not a habit that's going away any time soon. I'll keep a window open and some distance if that makes you feel better.
Sorry, that's not a habit that's going away any time soon. I'll keep a window open and some distance if that makes you feel better.
Sounds like you've got trauma.
[ The more he talks to D about this detective the funnier the imagery gets. The world's most annoying weirdo detective who just won't leave the pet shop owner alone... ]
I'll be a good boy, at least inside. I'm not lookin' to cause any arson.
[ The more he talks to D about this detective the funnier the imagery gets. The world's most annoying weirdo detective who just won't leave the pet shop owner alone... ]
I'll be a good boy, at least inside. I'm not lookin' to cause any arson.
[ He is not kind to even his most favourite people this is what you get. It's better than a 'I'll think about it'. ]
I'll leave you to your photos, count. Maybe you can sell good ones of your pet for money.
[ Get yourself a side business of making intricate framed photos of T-chan in a bowtie... ]
I'll leave you to your photos, count. Maybe you can sell good ones of your pet for money.
[ Get yourself a side business of making intricate framed photos of T-chan in a bowtie... ]
[He pretends to be so offended by this. Wolfwood gets palm smacks on the arm repeatedly until he decides to walk away.]
T-chan isn’t a harlot either! [Why did he make the photos lewd. To himself:] Though he would make very cute postcards…
[T-chan grumbly growls in offense.]
T-chan isn’t a harlot either! [Why did he make the photos lewd. To himself:] Though he would make very cute postcards…
[T-chan grumbly growls in offense.]
[Puts Wolfwood at the cathedral because it's the funniest option.
This works out though because D comes in not at all like an Eldritch horror repelled by God and the holy ground. He seems a bit interested actually? He's looking around with his hands in front of himself.
But he does not say anything really out of respect for the godly echo of the place.]
This works out though because D comes in not at all like an Eldritch horror repelled by God and the holy ground. He seems a bit interested actually? He's looking around with his hands in front of himself.
But he does not say anything really out of respect for the godly echo of the place.]
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